Theme Song -
No-one told me it was gonna be this way....
The cast have all been drafted to fight in Operation Iraqi Freedom. Joey is
patrolling the skies above Iraq in his A-10 Tankbuster,
the weird girl is commanding a Patriot missile battery.
Special guest Helen Baxendale has met Marines Ross and Rachel, lost in the desert and is giving them a lift back to their lines in her British Army Land Rover.
Phoebe notices the aircraft and launches a missile.
PHOEBE
Take that you Un-American person you!
[Joey takes evasive action and swoops down on the Land-rover. ]
JOEY
This Bud's for you, enjoy the clean taste of cold
filtered depleted uranium.
He opens fire with his gatling gun and completely destroys the vehicle. The patriot missile flies harmlessly by him and heads directly back to source obliterating the battery.
Joey in his sheer delight and enthusiastic whooping fails to notice the oncoming Apache helicopter piloted by a copulating Chandler and Monica,
both aircraft are completely engulfed in a massive mid air explosion. There are no survivors.
Later in the Celestial Paerk Coffee house. All six are seated round the table.
ROSS
Why did you do that Joey?
RACHEL
Yeah, uh, we're on your side duuhh!
JOEY
[shrugs]
You didn't identify yourselves properly.
MONICA
Is the uniform and flag not enough for you?
JOEY
Phoebe managed to okay.
PHOEBE
[pointing a finger accusingly]
Yeah, see I did it right. So-oh. What did I do again?
CHANDLER
Wait a minute, she fired a Patriot missile at you?
JOEY
Yeah, so I knew she was an American, they never fired on me so I guessed they were the enemy. if you had only shot at me it would be okay. Everbody knows Americans shoot first then ask questions. It's basic training.
CHANDLER
I love you man!
They all hug
Theme Song
...I'll be there for you
lol....top gun!